An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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you will now laugh.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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