- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What is an anti-joke? This is.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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