Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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