- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Is this a chair?

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

ugh good riddance

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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