Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Wolf Pussy

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Halo < COD

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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penis hehehehe

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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