theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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