Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Communism

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Exactly what?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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