Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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