- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

My mom.

Knock knock What

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

So dont touch it

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Women's Rights

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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