Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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