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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Flab

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What's up? The sky.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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