- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights!

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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