What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Baseball

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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World Peace

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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