How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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knock knock

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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