Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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