- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Amputations.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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