- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Japan called... They need help.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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