Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Women's football

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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