Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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