- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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