- Anti Joke

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.