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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes