Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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This is my joke. funny

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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