HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Rebecca Black.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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