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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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