Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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