you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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