- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the guy below me is gay

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Hummer.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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