Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Chuck Norris.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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alert("The Game");//

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Anti Joke

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