- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Men's rights.

Will you marry me?

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

YOU IS DUM

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Lil' Wayne

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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