1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Chuck Norris died.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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