What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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math test 2=2

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Anti Joke

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