Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Your social life

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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