A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

It's your mother, open the door.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Penis!

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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