A woman comes at the doctor.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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What's up? A direction...

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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