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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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A British man walks into a dental office.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

womens rights

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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