- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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