The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

123 Main street

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Your Mom

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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