Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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That's Racist

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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guess what chicken butt

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Left. That one direction...

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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