Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Lebron Traveled

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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