The WNBA.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

W.N.B.A.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

Will you marry me?

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

9/11

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Lil' Wayne

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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