What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Tennesse

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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whats pale and white your ass.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Is this a chair?

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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