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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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toast points

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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