Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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who eats pencils asians

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Woman's Rights.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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