why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Hello

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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