Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What's up? A direction...

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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This is my joke. funny

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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YOU IS DUM

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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