whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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What sucks?

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Whats9+10 19

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Anti Joke

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