Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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