- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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