knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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