Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Chuck Norris died.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

That's Racist

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