- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why was Timmy sad?

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

women have rights

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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