- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

It says so on your cap.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

I'm gay.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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