- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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