That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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This is my joke. funny

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Rob Bell

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Anti Joke

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