- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Chuck Norris.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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