- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

The Economy

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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