A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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