cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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*you're

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A seal walks into a club.

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gay rights

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A Banana wrote this...

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Jake Bowar

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Anti Joke

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