- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

robin, get in the car.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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