- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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