Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

don't look behind you

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Nice weather we're having.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Ass

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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