An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

FAP

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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