A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Left. That one direction...

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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