That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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robin, get in the car.

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Chayton

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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