How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

YOLO

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Canida

How do magnets work?

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

whats young and never moved? still born baby

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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