Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

Where is my tractor?

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

penis hehehehe

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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