who smells? •Liam

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What is next?

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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