A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What abou three times

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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