Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Is this a chair?

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