Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Paul Dylan King!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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