Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

This is not a good joke.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Gabe Mercado

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What flys? A fly

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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