- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

why did Max cry??? chicken

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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