Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What is worse

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Sex. That is all.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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