A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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