Your mom

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AVI IS A FAG

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Jake Bowar

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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