- Anti Joke

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

-4

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

-4

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

-4

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

-4

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

-4

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

-6

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

-6

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

-6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

An iguana walks out of a bar

42

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What is worse