Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What abou three times

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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