- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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