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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats9+10 19

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Nathan Gooderson.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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