nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Frown is a four letter word.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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