What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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oh hiya come in

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cms.......?????

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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