Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Poop

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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666

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whos gay? you are

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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asparagus

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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