What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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boobs

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Adam Sandler.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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96

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What is brown and sticky?

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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