A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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