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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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