How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Penis!

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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