Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Your mother is a man.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

The penn state football administration

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Anti Joke

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