knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Anti Joke

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