Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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YOU IS DUM

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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