- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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