What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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balls in ya mouf

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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