Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Left. That one direction...

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