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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

im black

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

How do u shit With ur ass

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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