- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

A fat boy walked into a party

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Womens Rights.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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