What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

whats funny? ebola and 911

A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

Penis jokes.

Knock Knock No one answers....

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

women leaving the kitchen

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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