- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

brett is a dick

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

ollie is a fag so are you

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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