Du bist mein Kampf

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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