roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Obama.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Penis

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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