Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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