Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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