- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Will you marry me?

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

YOU IS DUM

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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