- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Stephen Hawking can walk

Lil' Wayne

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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