- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

the chicken whent boomand then died

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Penis.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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