What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Anne Frank.

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Penis!

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Anti Joke

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