whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Knock knock. Come in.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

This is my joke. funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Will you marry me?

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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