What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Penis in a box.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Tennesse

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Women"s Rights

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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