- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Penis.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What is brown and sticky?

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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