Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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knock knock go away ok

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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ps3

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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