How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Anti Joke

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