- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Womens rights

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

How did th-A fridge.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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