- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Penis.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is brown and sticky?

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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