Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Anti Joke

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