Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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