what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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