Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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