What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Where's my tractor?

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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