-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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