What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Will you marry me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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