man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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BWAT

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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