Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Your Mom

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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