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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

So a baby seal walks into a club

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

planking.

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