- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Looks through the peephole.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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