Star Wars

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Women's Rights

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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