What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

A seal walks into a club.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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