gay rights

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anne Frank.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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