whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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