Women's Rights

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

OGC - tilt your head

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

It says so on your cap.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Your mom goes to college

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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