What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Tennesse

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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