- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Knock knock runs away laughing

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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