What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a black man named mike

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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An asian walks out of math class

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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lol

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Womens Rights.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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