What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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cms.......?????

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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