wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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math test 2=2

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Women's sports.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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