- Anti Joke

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

women's rights

To mamas so fat shes fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre