There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Paul Dylan King!

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Haha pizza

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Adam Sandler.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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