Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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World peace

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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