How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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I can Nazi

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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