Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Hummer.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Men's rights.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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