Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Left. That one direction...

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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