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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

women's rights

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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