What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

planking.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

To mamas so fat shes fat

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

women's rights

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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