Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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what time is it rape time

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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