roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Jake Bowar

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

NEVER

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

The Economy

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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