- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Women's rights.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What's white and sticky? Glue

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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