- Anti Joke

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Osama Bin Laden dies.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.