Compton

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Chayton

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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