Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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