Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

So dont touch it

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

potato farming

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

I have read the Terms of Service.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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