I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Don't think of granny porn

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

cot!

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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