what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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SPAMS!!!

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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hi

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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