What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Your doorbell is broken.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

Chuck norris survived rapture.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Chrissy is funny.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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