What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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