Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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