- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Rebecca Black

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

potato farming

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

So dont touch it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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