Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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The glass is half an hour.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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who eats pencils asians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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