- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

whats pale and white your ass.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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