They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Your Mom

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

French people

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

"Hello." "Hi."

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

whats red white and blue? i dont know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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