- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

I am really good at math debating

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Baseball

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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potato farming

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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