When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

My Girlfriend

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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