A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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potato farming

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The Economy

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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