What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

penis that is all

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

My mom just died....

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Tim's gay.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

a show horse jumps over a bar

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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