Asians

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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It says so on your cap.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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