Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Canada's army

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Boobs are nasty!

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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