A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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I'm Jewish

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Chayton

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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cory is gay

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