- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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