- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

brett is a dick

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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