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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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The WNBA.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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potatoes

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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