What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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9:11 make a wish

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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women playing football?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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