- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Dozer has a soul

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

potato farming

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock, knock. Come in!

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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