- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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