What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

the guy below me is gay

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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