q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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alert('hiiii');

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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I can't think of a joke!

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What is worse

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Anti Joke

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