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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

A baby seal walks into a club.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

a catholic priest and a young boy

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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