- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Knock Knock It's Open!

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Knock, knock. Come in!

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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