- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Ass

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Chuck Norris.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

how does peploe get around they walk

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??