Penis.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Chuck Norris died.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

what time is it rape time

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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