- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

A baby seal walks into a club.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

KEVIN HART

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Pickles

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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