- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Hitler was Jewish.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.