Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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AVI IS A FAG

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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