Rebecca Black

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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robin, get in the car.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Your Mom

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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