A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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knock knock your gay

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Penis.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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KEVIN HART

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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