- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Women's rights.

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