Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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