Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Yeah, totally.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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