what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

A British man walks into a dental office.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

what time is it rape time

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Anne Frank.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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