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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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