- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bin Laden is dead.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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