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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Good.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Justin Bieber

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

BUTTERFARTING

YOU IS DUM

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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