a little girl gets raped

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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