How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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