Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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minorities.

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I love Ciara!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Women's sports.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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