A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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oh hiya come in

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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