- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

cory is gay

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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