Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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look left now look right. washing machine

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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George Bush.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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a little girl gets raped

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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