What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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