- Anti Joke

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

cory is gay

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife