- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

I only like NY as a friend.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock knock. Come in.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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