If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Jews for Jesus

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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