- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

"Hello." "Hi."

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Kittens.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Bin Laden is dead.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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