What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

come along children

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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