Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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GONNA

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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I cant think of one (._. )

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