- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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