What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Chaney is a dumb b****

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Someone told me about this website.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Women"s Rights

cot!

Your mom

Women's rights.

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