minorities.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Kittens.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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hi

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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i hate you.

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Women's sports.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is brown and sticky?

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Anti Joke

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