What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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French people

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Hello

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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the your face joke

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Anti Joke

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