What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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haha.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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You're so straight!

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Women

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GONNA

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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