- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Bumsniffer

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

minorities.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I love Ciara!

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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