Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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NEVER

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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obama is a good president

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potato farming

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Anti Joke

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