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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

baby seal walks into a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

I only like NY as a friend.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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