http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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