What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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guess what? chicken butt.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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