What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Carlton

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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