- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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