why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Chuck Norris died.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

your mother is so lesbian

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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