Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Anti Joke

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