- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Jokes are funny.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Teen pregnancy

like my drawing of a white person?

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Penis.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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