Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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666 im christian

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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