What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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austins gay lolololol

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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