A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

roses are red, violets are violet

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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