What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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A black goes to college

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Jokes are funny.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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