Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Women's Basketball.

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World Peace

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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