Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

thumb_up thumb_down -25

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

the your face joke

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Rebecca Black.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

thumb_up thumb_down +38

hi

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops