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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Frown is a four letter word.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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