A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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