Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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steves legs

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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