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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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A man. That is all.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Penis jokes.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Hey

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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nine...eleven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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