- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

cot!

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Women's rights.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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