what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Hello

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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It says so on your cap.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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the your face joke

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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