Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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I love Ciara!

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Women's sports.

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boobs

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Teen pregnancy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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