Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

DONALD TRUMP DIES

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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