Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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T-Dog scare me

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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your face.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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like facebook.com/john maon

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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