cory is gay

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

I came.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Pavel Novak

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Anti Joke

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