Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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