You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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123 Main street

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Good.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Justin Bieber

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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