Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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