wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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nice shorts.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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WNBA

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Women's rights

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dead babies

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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