Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Communism

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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