Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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steves legs

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Anti Joke

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