Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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