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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Patrick is gay

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

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