Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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A man walks into a bar.

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