What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What is brown and sticky?

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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