What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Nickelback

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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No.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Black people

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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